Tamil SmS Jokes

Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

School Jokes

Teacher : Students…Mudhal masam january !
2-vathu masam Febuary!
10-vathu masam enna?

Student: Delivary teacher.

Tamil SmS Jokes

“Heart attackna enna theriyuma?
Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum.
Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum.
Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum,
face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.
Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni……
“Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu
kekum bothu un heartla “Dum” nu oru satham kekkum paar,
Athukku per thaan heart attack.

Tamil Sangam Jokes

Raw kudichchavanum
Raa Pagala padichchavanum
Nalla Vazhndhadha
Sariththiram illa…
So
Alava Padinga
Soda ooththi Kudinga…
By
“SEMMA BODHAYIL SEMESTER
EZHUDHUVOAR SANGAM”

Tamil Natpu SmS

Kadavul kitta dress keten…
Thuni kadaiye koduthar….
Sappadu keten..
Hotele koduthar…
Selavukku 5000 ketten…
un cell number koduthar,
Eppa Unna Parkka varatum…

Tamil SmS Sangam

Night-la KOSU Kadicha

Good Night

Vaikka Mudiyum…

Kalai-la KOSU Kadicha

Good Morning

Vaikka Mudiyuma

by

Kosuvai vida

Moasamai

Kadippoar SANGAM

College Jokes

A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.

“Ohhh, it’s my girlfriend.”

“Oh yeah? What’s the problem?”

“When I asked her if she could learn to love me,” he said, “she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.”

Kadhal Kavithai…(ENNAVALUKKAGA)…

Pattupoana

En Idhayaththai

Thottu Pona

Un KADHAL…

Kaaththirukkum

En

Kannukkul

Poothirukkum

Un

Ninaivugalai

Eppadi Naan

Marakka Mudiyum.!!!

Dear Friends,
INDHA Kavithaiyil varum
“KADHAL” Vaarthaikku
padhilaa
“NATPU” Vaarthaiya use
Pannuna Friendship Kavithaiyaayidum…

School Jokes

Teacher: Thiruvalluvar 1330 Kurallaiyum 133 ‘Adhikarama” Yezhudthi Irukkar…

Student: Yean Sir, Oru Kuralai Kooda Avar ‘Anbaa” Yezhudhalaiyaa…

Tamil Kadi Jokes

2 pasanga sappittu kondirukkumbodhu…

Paiyan1: Yeanda Fan-a off pannitta…

Paiyan1: Yenga Appa than yennai ‘Viyarvai sindhi’ sappidanumnu sonnaru adhan…

Tamil Kadi Jokes

‘Test’-ukkum
‘Quiz’-ukkum
Enna Different???

?

‘Test’-la
Answer therincha Pass

‘Quiz’-la
Answer theriyalanathan Pass

College SmS Jokes

Teacher to Student: Yeanda Last Sem. Andha ponnoada suththi kittu irundha…
Indha Sem. innoru ponnoada suththura…
Ennada Ninaichuttu irukka un manasula…

Student: Maam Syllabus Changed!!!

U _____ for all Cute Girls

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS.

Boyz vs Girls

Evlo padichalum girls sollum words?
Padikaladi,
Evlo kudichalum pasanga sollum words,
Bothai ye illa da mama. Unaku?
machi 1 quater sollen..

School Jokes

STUDENT : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
STUDENT: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

School Jokes

TEACHER : Now, STUDENT, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

STUDENT: No sir, I don’t have to , my mom is a good cook.

School Jokes

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !

STUDENT: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

School Jokes

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

STUDENT: A teacher

School Jokes

TEACHER : STUDENT, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as yourbrother’s. Did you copy his ?

STUDENT: No, teacher, it’s the same dog !

Lovers day Sms

A boy’s eye is faster dan Google in searching beautiful girl in a crowd
but
A boy’s heart is slower dan Govt bus, while proposing a girl whom he truely LOVES.