School Jokes

Teacher : Students…Mudhal masam january !
2-vathu masam Febuary!
10-vathu masam enna?

Student: Delivary teacher.

School Jokes

Teacher: Thiruvalluvar 1330 Kurallaiyum 133 ‘Adhikarama” Yezhudthi Irukkar…

Student: Yean Sir, Oru Kuralai Kooda Avar ‘Anbaa” Yezhudhalaiyaa…

Tamil Kadi Jokes

2 pasanga sappittu kondirukkumbodhu…

Paiyan1: Yeanda Fan-a off pannitta…

Paiyan1: Yenga Appa than yennai ‘Viyarvai sindhi’ sappidanumnu sonnaru adhan…

Tamil Kadi Jokes

‘Test’-ukkum
‘Quiz’-ukkum
Enna Different???

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‘Test’-la
Answer therincha Pass

‘Quiz’-la
Answer theriyalanathan Pass

School Jokes

Teacher: Enma Sumathi, School-ukku Varumbodhu Ippadiya Thalaiya virichu pottutu Varradhu???

Sumathi: Neengathane teacher, Neathikku Pooraa Pinniduven Pinniduvennu Sollikittu Iundheenga…

LKG Boyz

LKG Boy1 :
Mapla yenga appa bayanthankolliya irukkaruda.
LKG Boy2 :
Yeppadida Sollura?
LKG Boy1 :
Yeppa road cross pannunalum yen kaiya irukkama pidichikurar

School Jokes

STUDENT : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
STUDENT: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

School Jokes

TEACHER : Now, STUDENT, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

STUDENT: No sir, I don’t have to , my mom is a good cook.

School Jokes

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !

STUDENT: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

School Jokes

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

STUDENT: A teacher

School Jokes

TEACHER : STUDENT, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as yourbrother’s. Did you copy his ?

STUDENT: No, teacher, it’s the same dog !

College Exam Jokes

In exam hall, boy asked girl,
‘Tell me d starting of Dis answer. I’ll den manage on my own’.
After long hesitation silently she said,
‘THE’.
Boy: Ellam en neram de.

Good night friends...

Professor : Yevan oruvanaal oru vishayatthai matravargaluku puriya vaikka mudiyalaiyo avan oru muttal…

Student : Puriyala sir.

Good night friends!.

UKG Boys Sms

A UKG TERROR’S INTERVIEW IN SCHOOL….

SIR: Were did u born?
BOY: Tamil Nadu.
SIR: Which part?
BOY: Enna which part..
Whole Body born in Tamil Nadu..
SIR: ??? ok.. When is your Birthday?
BOY: March 4th.
SIR: Which year?
BOY: Every year.. Enna ya Loose madri kaelvi kaekura?
Un School-la enakku admission vaendam…….

College Sms

Professor : Yevan oruvanaal oru vishayatthai matravargaluku puriya vaikka mudiyalaiyo avan oru muttal…

Student : Puriyala sir.

Good night friends!.

Student sms

Most funniest situation in student life.
V have no idea wat 2 rite in xam paper n supervisor cums up n says
"PLz COVER UR ANS SHEET & WRITE.."

College Sms

A Student : Bike irundhaa Oatta thoanudhu T.V irundhaa Paakka thoanudhu Lover irundhaa Pesa thonudhu but Book irundhaa mattum Yean padikka thona Maattengudhu.?

Tamil School Sms

Tamil School Sms

LKG rowdies..

Boy1-Thala unga allu kitta yavano rubber vanguran.

Boy2-yentha class da avan?

Boy1-u.k.g “b”section thala

Boy2-dai ‘b’ sectionla

     “balpam baskar”,

     “ceralac sekar”,

     “pencil pandi”,

     “huggis babu” kita solli

     avanoda slate, feeding bottle la thooka solra!!.

   

     avan nalla alattum.

MATHS Teacher:

“How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally….?”

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Last bench rockerz: “Juice pootu than”

Ithil Ethu Putthisali?

1.Vattam

2.Sadhuram

Vidai:  Sadhuram

Athukkuthaan 4 Moolai irukku.

By LKG-Lower Kindergarten. UKG-Upper Kindergarten. Association

Teacher: ”Azhagu Neerilum Nilathilum Vazhum Eadhavadhu oru vilangu(mirugam)

peyar sollu”.

Azhagu: Thavalai(frog) Madem.

Teacher: Sariya Sonna, Vera 3 vilangu sollu…

Azhagu: Thavalaiyoda Appa, Amma & Annan Madem.

Vadhiyar: Pasangala Irattai Kilavikku Udharanam Sollunga???

Students: Namma Tamil Miss-um Maths Miss-um Than Sir!!!