Naughty message

A T-Shirt Quote :
‘I Hate people who Steal My Ideas Before I Think of Them’.

Thathuva Sms

Kangal thoongalam kanavugal thoongakoodathu . . ~A.P.J.ABDUL KALAM . .
Narambugal thalaralam nambikkai thalarakkoodathu. . ~ANNAI THERASA . .

Recharge Joke

1008 Velai Irundhaalum
Ungallukku 1 SmS
Anuppuvadhil Ulla
Sugam Irukkey,

Ayyo Ayyoo…

Adha Msg’la Sonna
Puriyaadhu,
Rs.100 ku Recharge Panni Vidunga,
Call Panni Solren……..

Good night friends...

Professor : Yevan oruvanaal oru vishayatthai matravargaluku puriya vaikka mudiyalaiyo avan oru muttal…

Student : Puriyala sir.

Good night friends!.

Nice Thoughts

Yarayum Athikamaga
Nesithu Vidadhey!..

Avargal Nammidam
Pesadha Oru Nimidam Kuda..,

Naragamaga Marividum.

I miss u everysecond.

Good Night…

Nice Sms

If you say nobody likes you, nobody feels for you, nobody takes care of you, nobody is there for you.
Then I will change My Name as NOBODY for You. ..

College Sms

Professor : Yevan oruvanaal oru vishayatthai matravargaluku puriya vaikka mudiyalaiyo avan oru muttal…

Student : Puriyala sir.

Good night friends!.

Good Night Sms

Take everything As positive.. But think the negative for everything..
That makes development in your life…

- Obama …..good evening

Tamil SmS Jokes

008 Velai Irundhaalum
Ungallukku 1 SmS
Anuppuvadhil Ulla
Sugam Irukkey,

Ayyo Ayyoo…

Adha Msg’la Sonna
Puriyaadhu,
Rs.100 ku Recharge Panni Vidunga,
Call Panni Solren……..

Kadi Sms

Nee Sirikkum Ovvoru
Vinaadiyum Unnai Vittu
Un Maranam Vilagi
Selgiradhu.
Aanaal, Mattravargallukku
Maranam Nerungugiradhu.
So Nallaa Brush
Pannittu Siringa………!!!!!!!

Funny College Sms

University First vara IDEA:
3:30 Manikku Yendhirichu
Brush Pannittu Kulliraa
Irundhaalum Kullinga….

4:30 Mani Aayidum
Ammaavai Yezhupinaa
Coffee-yo Tea-yo
Tharuvaanga

5 Manikku Kellambi
5:30- Ku University
Poidunga!!!!!!!!
Neengadhaan University FIRST!!!

OK, Naalaikku State`la
First Varadhu Eppadinu Paarppoam!!!

College Sms

Leave Letter
Respected Sir,

Enna Pudunga Mudiyumo Pudungikkonga…

Naan Inniku Class-ku Vara Maaten.

Thanking You.

Good Night Sms

Yesterday is a waste paper.
Today is a news paper.
Tomorrow is a question paper.
Life is an answer paper.
So write it carefully.
Have dreamnight

Tamil Joke Sms

TEACHER – Draw a Diagram of bacteria
Sunny – Here it is sir TEACHER – Where.?
You haven’t drawn anything.
 Sunny – Sir Can You See bacteria without Microscope.?

6 birds sitting in a tree..
A man ready 2 shoot
5 birds fly away.
But 1 bird was sitting.
why?
Koluppu…
unna maari..

Forward dis 2 whom u care:-
Plz Dont eat dairymilk or any other cadbury products..
Coz it wil cause severe stomach pain when u eat dem,
WITHOUT ‘ME’.:-)

1008 Velai Irundhaalum
Ungallukku 1 SmS
Anuppuvadhil Ulla
Sugam Irukkey,
Ayyo Ayyoo…
Adha Msg’la Sonna
Puriyaadhu,
Rs.100 ku Recharge Panni Vidunga,
Call Panni Solren……..

Teacher: Nee Periyavanaagi Yenna Panna Pora?
Boy: Kalyaanam…

Teacher: Adhu Illa Nee Yennaava Aaga Virumbura?
Boy: Husband…

Teacher: No I Mean Unakku Vaazhkkaiyil
Yenna Kidaikkanum’nu Yedhir Pakkura?
Boy: Wife…

Teacher: Oh No Unga Parents’ku Yenna Panna Pora?
Boy: Marumagall Theduvean…

Teacher: Stupid, Unga Appaa Unkitta Yenna Yedhir Paarkkiraar?
Boy: Pera Kuzhandhai…

Teacher: Aiyyo Kadavulley!! Dai, Un Vazhkkai Latchiyam Yenna?
Boy: NAAM IRUVAR !!!  NAMAKKU IRUVAR!!!

University First vara IDEA:
3:30 Manikku Yendhirichu
Brush Pannittu Kulliraa
Irundhaalum Kullinga….
4:30 Mani Aayidum
Ammaavai Yezhupinaa
Coffee-yo Tea-yo
Tharuvaanga
5 Manikku Kellambi
5:30- Ku University
Poidunga!!!!!!!!
Neengadhaan University FIRST!!!
OK, Naalaikku State`la
First Varadhu Eppadinu Paarppoam!!!

Nee Sirikkum Ovvoru
Vinaadiyum Unnai Vittu
Un Maranam Vilagi
Selgiradhu.
Aanaal, Mattravargallukku
Maranam Nerungugiradhu.
So Nallaa Brush
Pannittu Siringa………!!!!!!!

Love- kum
7:29- kum
Oru Otrumai Irukku…!!!
Ennanu Therumaa??
Indha Rendukkum Apparam dhaan
(ELARAI) 7:30 Start Aaagum…

Ellarum unnai
vittu vilagum pothum
Ellorum unnai
verukkum pothum
nee purinthukol
“Kulikkanum”
“Kulikkanum”
“Kulikkanum”
Endru. Ok va………….
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