Naughty message

A T-Shirt Quote :
‘I Hate people who Steal My Ideas Before I Think of Them’.

Good night friends...

Professor : Yevan oruvanaal oru vishayatthai matravargaluku puriya vaikka mudiyalaiyo avan oru muttal…

Student : Puriyala sir.

Good night friends!.

College Sms

Professor : Yevan oruvanaal oru vishayatthai matravargaluku puriya vaikka mudiyalaiyo avan oru muttal…

Student : Puriyala sir.

Good night friends!.

Google Jokes

Wife to husband:
U don’t LOVE me at all…
Husband points towards their 5 childrens n says -

Do u think I downloaded these from google??? :)

College Sms

A Student : Bike irundhaa Oatta thoanudhu T.V irundhaa Paakka thoanudhu Lover irundhaa Pesa thonudhu but Book irundhaa mattum Yean padikka thona Maattengudhu.?

Funny Jokes

BEGGAR to MAN : Give me Food.
MAN : I will give you Whisky
Beggar : No i Don’t drink
MAN : I will give you Cigarettes
Beggar : No, I Don’t Smoke
MAN : I’ll get you a GIRL
Beggar : No, I Sleep Only with my Wife,Give me Food
MAN : Ok. Come home.
Beggar : Why.?
MAN : Because I want my wife to see what state can a Man get, if he has No Whisky No Cigarretes and sleeps Only with his wife.

Naughty Sms

6 birds sitting in a tree..
A man ready 2 shoot
5 birds fly away.
But 1 bird was sitting.
why?
Koluppu…
unna maari..