Parthiban & Vadivel Jokes

Parthiban: Vazhai Pazham evlo?

Vadivalu: Onnu 1 Roopa

Parthiban: 60 Paisaku varatha?

Vadivalu: 60 Paisaku tholdhan varum.

Parthiban: Appadinna Indha 40 Paisa thola vachukittu Pazhatha Mattum kudu

Vadivalu: Vandhttanya Vandhttan!!!

Tamil SmS Jokes

“Heart attackna enna theriyuma?
Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum.
Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum.
Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum,
face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.
Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni……
“Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu
kekum bothu un heartla “Dum” nu oru satham kekkum paar,
Athukku per thaan heart attack.

Tamil Natpu SmS

Kadavul kitta dress keten…
Thuni kadaiye koduthar….
Sappadu keten..
Hotele koduthar…
Selavukku 5000 ketten…
un cell number koduthar,
Eppa Unna Parkka varatum…

SmS Sangam

Hi… What are you doing???

Un Veetula
Un Love matter
Sollitiya???

By
Kudumbathil
“GUNDU”
Vaippoar Sangam (P) Ltd.
Yengalukku Veru Kilaigal Illai…

Tamil SmS Jokes

Yean thanni thelichchu Kolam poduranga theriyuma???

Kolam pottuttu thanni thelicha Kolam Azhinjidum adhaan…

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee

Love Jokes

Road Has
Speed Limit.

Bank Has
Money Limit.

Exam Has
Time Limit.

Building Has
Height Limit.

But,

Love Has
No Limit….

Only Revit….

Husband & Wife

Husband : needhan eanakku wife-ga varuveanu en school sir sonnaru
Wife : eappadi?

Hurband : “NEE MAADU MAIKKATTHAN LAIKKU”-Nu aapave sonnaru.

Kudumba Kattupaadu

DOCTOR : Enama kalyanam aayi anju maasam thaan aaguthu athukkulla unga husbandku “kudumba kattu paadu” operation panna solringa? LADY : Aamaam doctor, naan ’5′ maasam. En sister ’4′ maasam. En veetu velaikari ’3′ maasam. Enga paati ’2′ Maasam. Enga veetu dog kooda naethu raathiri vaanthi eduthurichu. DOCTOR : Unga husband yaaru? LADY : Message padichittu onnum theriyatha maathiri sirikkirarae ivuru thaan doctor

Veedu. . .

Man 1. Eppadiyo kashtappattu veettai katti mudichittaen.. aanaa, manasu ‘dhick.. dhick’ nu irukkudhu
Man2: yaen?
Man1: nilam yaarudhunu theriyala..

Sun TV Hollywood Movies

Ungal SUN-TV” yil.. intha vaaram puttham puthiya dubbing padangal .. Monday: “Aatha thirumbi vara”(THE MUMMY RETURNS) Tuesday: “Silandi Mappla” (THE SPIDERMAN) Wednesday:” ithu aavarathuku illai ” (MISSION IMPOSSIBLE) Thursday: “karuva pasanga” (MEN IN BLACK) Friday: “otta mama” (HOLLOW MAN) Saturday: “innoru naalaikku sangu oodhu” (DIE ANOTHER DAY) Sunday: “mama kadhai” (POLICE STORY) Paarthu magilungal…

Bank Jokes

Orutharukku Bank-la irundhu notice vanthuchu…

“Sir, Ungaloda credit card thriudu poi irukku…

aanal, neenga innum oru report- kooda kudukkalayea Ean sir???”

Atharku andha Person-oda reply….

“Adhu thirudu ponadhu romba sandhosamdhanga….

Ean-na andha thirudan ennoda wife-i vida limit-ta dhan

Selavu panran….”

Sardar Joke sms

Josiar: Unga Thosam Nivarthi Aganumna
36 Vayasu Ponna Kalyanam Pannanum
Sardar:
Rendu 18 Vayasu Ponnungala Katikalama
Josiar: …………….??????

Office Jokes

Staff1: Office-la Mobile-la Silentlathan Use pannanumnu Manager sollittar.

Staff2: Ean???

Staff1: Mathavanga thookkathai kedukka koodatham Adhan!!!

Nice Thoughts

Yarayum Athikamaga
Nesithu Vidadhey!..

Avargal Nammidam
Pesadha Oru Nimidam Kuda..,

Naragamaga Marividum.

I miss u everysecond.

Good Night…

Tamil SmS Jokes

Thirudan1: Thirudapona veettula beerol saavi kettu Asingapattuten
Thirudan2: Ean???
Thirudan1: Kambi pottu thirakka theriyadha
                         neeyellam oru thirudanaanu kettuntanga!!!

Husband & Wife Jokes

Manaivi: Enakkum en kanavarukkum sandai nadakkirappo ean vedikkai
  parthuttu nikkireenga???
Kanavarin Nanbar: Vedikkai parka nikkalai… Avar adi vangi mudichadum
    Aarudhal sollalamunuthan nikkiren…

Husband & Wife Jokes

Manaivi: Naan kizhiccha kottai neenga thanda koodadu…
Kanavar: Adi paavi irundha oru coat-yum kilichuttiyadi…

Office Sms Jokes

Manager: Eampa, Wineshop-la kudichuttu office-ku Varra
Staff: Pinna, Neenga kudukkara sambalathukku “Bar”-la poya kudikka Mudium

Tamil SmS Jokes

Man1: Veedu Super-aa irukke… Eppadi Kattuneenga…
Man2: Ellam Ennoda “Brain-a Use Pannidhan Kattunen…
Man1: Kali Mannulaya Kattuneenga!!! Romba Aacharyama irukkunga!!!
Man2: ???

Tamil SmS Jokes

“Kadhali” Enbaval…
Patti Sutta Vadai madhiri…
Sariya Pathukkalana…….
Kakka Thookittu Poidum…